Before you read this, I want to make it perfectly clear that I have nothing against your mother. I've never met the woman, but she soundss like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent. All of the jokes you're about to see are most definitely not about your beloved mother, who is beyond reticule and the best human being who ever walked the face of this earth. To be honest, I'm not even sure why I'm publishing all of these yo' mama jokes. If you ask me, these kind of yo mama jokes are old, cheap and overused. As long as its clearly meant as a joke and you never try to make a convincing case to a friend why their mama is so ugly, or so fat, or so dumb, or so,,,oh well you get the point.